wollowock:

morelikebabedylan:

the thing is though everytime a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW ME THE POCKETS”

The one phrase that makes most girls lose their shit, it has pockets.

The struggle is real.

My girlfriend has a pair of jeans that doesn’t have pockets… I don’t see why someone wouldn’t add pockets to jeans.

(via brittaholic)

stunningpicture:

My girlfriends Dad found this under a house he is demolishing. There is something inside, when it is turned on its side you can hear something bang.

Now I’m not saying that my interpretation of the world has been twisted by watching too many horror films, but I bet my left testicle there’s a corpse in that box.

stunningpicture:

My girlfriends Dad found this under a house he is demolishing. There is something inside, when it is turned on its side you can hear something bang.

Now I’m not saying that my interpretation of the world has been twisted by watching too many horror films, but I bet my left testicle there’s a corpse in that box.

Yup.

Yup.

animatedamerican:

awwww-cute:

A box of baby bengals

"What? No, I’m sorry, I ordered half a dozen mini bagels —”"Shut up, we’re keeping them."


But do they toast just as good?

animatedamerican:

awwww-cute:

A box of baby bengals

"What? No, I’m sorry, I ordered half a dozen mini bagels —”
"Shut up, we’re keeping them."

But do they toast just as good?

(via smile-for-yourself)

Pancakes 4 lyf.

Pancakes 4 lyf.

(via girlgarth)