I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in wall*
*has angry sex with the hole*
(via dorkcourt)
This is great lol
player two has entered the game
I’d enter player two. BADUM TISS!
Hey what’s the most times you can masturbate without dying
so this is the ultimate question
the answer to life the universe and everything
Holy shizzballs
More like holy jizz balls.
I could best this.
(via dorkcourt)
Possibly the best Christmas ad ever




