December 2011
My girlfriend thinks she’s sooooooooooooo funny.
Whether you like it or not, I enjoy sticking a good finger or two up my ass whilst I fap. I don’t know what it is about the anal penetration, but it feels glorious. Admit it guys, it feels fucking tip top and you’ve all tried it.
“Look at all these hot chicks in my apartment… And that one fat chick.”
Or Steel Panther
So keen to see them in March!
What a weird night:
It’s only 1:45 but the missus has already passed out on the bed leaving me in the dark with excision and a blurred head. I’m drunk enough that my head feels heavy and high enough that I can’t feel my dick. My brain feels like mash potatoes and I wish Daryll was here to smoke more weed with me :3
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I just heard Sarah's sister say "But Dad, how do I...
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
All the posts are still about Christmas
Which is lame because I’m in Australia and it’s boxing day now. I feel like I’m living in the future.
thrilllhouse asked: We have cherries, but I ate a majority of them and left the bruised/gross ones in a bowl on my bed for you when you get out of the shower. There's a few half eaten ones in there too. Also hurrrrrrrrrry because I want to watch the end of IT, and then I wanna watch Daybreakers. Then we can fuck for a bit, but I wanna shower before we do all of that. I also made you tea and left it on the...
